“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”
I’m Kait. I'm 23, but I don’t look a day over fifteen. I’m probably a lot more eccentric than you are. Some say I'm beautiful. Others say I'm abhorrent. Take your pick. I have a gorgeous boyfriend, and he’s the only one that I want, so don’t try, you won’t get anywhere. I have quite the fucking sailor mouth. I write, it’s sort of this thing I call a passion. I have a huge heart and I hate it when people abuse that. I’m bisexual, get over it. I'm not your average female. I believe that there is no such thing as “normal", it is just one of the many mirages in life. Music and friendship are a huge part in my life. I'm complicated, yet simple. I can be your best friend or your worst nightmare. I can’t stand fake people. Life is never fair. Love can be reviving, or catastrophically devastating. I have an immensely weird sense of humor. I blog what only pertains interest to me. I am my own worst enemy.